1 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,538 >> Jon: [ Distorted ] MY NAME'S 2 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:08,882 JON. 3 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:10,136 I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION 4 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:10,814 PROGRAM. 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,311 I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY. 6 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:14,153 THE RUSSIAN MOB WANTS ME DEAD, 7 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:15,818 BUT, HEY, THIS COOL, SINGLE 8 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:18,216 DAD'S STILL GOT TO LIVE LIFE. 9 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:21,319 OWW! 10 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,492 PREVIOUSLY ON "DELOCATED!"... 11 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,261 I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF THAT 12 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,099 I WOULD NEVER GET MARRIED AGAIN. 13 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,555 YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY A 14 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,772 PROMISE-BREAKER, RIGHT? 15 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:32,625 >> WELL, THEN, I GUESS IT'S 16 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:33,633 OVER. 17 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,004 >> WE'VE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU AN 18 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,002 HONORARY MEMBER OF THE 19 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:37,003 [BLEEP] UP COMMITTEE. 20 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:39,074 THAT'S TWO STRIKES, ROB. 21 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,943 [ GUNSHOT ] 22 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,281 ROB, THAT'S THREE STRIKES. 23 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:42,906 YOU'RE OUT. 24 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,350 >> THE GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED TO 25 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,605 SUBCONTRACT OUT THE DOMESTIC 26 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:46,483 SECURITY DIVISION. 27 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,920 >> Jon: TATIANA, WELCOME TO WHAT 28 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,145 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SWEET 29 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:49,520 LOFT. 30 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,847 >> Susan: BEING MARRIED TO JON 31 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:51,751 WAS QUITE A CHORE. 32 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,022 >> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT, SUSAN? 33 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,260 [BLEEP] YOU. 34 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:06,097 >> FIRST YOU KILL THE SOUL, THEN 35 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,500 YOU KILL THE MAN. 36 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:08,301 >> JON! 37 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:09,772 SUSAN'S BEEN SHOT. 38 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,140 SHE'S DEAD. 39 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,770 >> Jon: I JUST -- I CAN'T 40 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,114 BELIEVE SHE'S GONE. 41 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,009 IT WAS HARD. 42 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,179 I WILL SAY THAT. 43 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:20,278 IT WAS REALLY -- IT WAS, UH -- 44 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,351 THE FUNERAL WAS TOUGH. 45 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:23,220 [ SIGHS ] 46 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:25,487 ANYWAY, THIS BEHEMOTH BEHIND ME 47 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,456 IS T.B. 48 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,955 UNCLE SAM NEEDED A LITTLE HELP 49 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,556 IN THE OLD POCKEYBOOK, AND, UH, 50 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:31,888 HEY, THAT WAS GOOD FOR ME. 51 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,162 I ENDED UP WITH A BADASS 52 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:34,631 BLACKWATER-TYPE DUDE. 53 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,198 >> THE HUMAN PYRAMID AT 54 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,897 ABU GHRAIB WAS MY DESIGN. 55 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:38,728 >> REALLY? 56 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,832 >> Jon: YEAH. 57 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,344 >> DID THEY HAVE TO BE NAKED? 58 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:46,407 [ LAUGHS ] 59 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:47,037 OH. 60 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,380 I GUESS -- YEAH, I GUESS THEY 61 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:48,736 DID. 62 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,182 JON, WHY DON'T WE ACTUALLY JUST 63 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,548 GO OVER SUSAN'S LIFE-INSURANCE 64 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:52,245 POLICY, OKAY? 65 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,176 >> Jon: ALL RIGHT. 66 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,081 >> FOR $5 MILLION. 67 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,321 >> Jon: $5 -- $5 MILLION? 68 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,417 >> YEAH. 69 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,319 >> Jon: SO -- SO, I'M A 70 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:01,191 MILLIONAIRE NOW? 71 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,519 >> WELL, DAVID WOULD BE THE 72 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:03,223 MILLIONAIRE. 73 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:03,994 >> Jon: RIGHT. 74 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,491 >> YOU ARE THE CUSTODIAN OF THE 75 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:06,733 MONEY FOR THE TIME BEING. 76 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,597 >> Jon: SO, IT'S DAVID'S MONEY, 77 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,996 BUT I SORT OF RUN IT? 78 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:10,997 >> THAT'S CORRECT. 79 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,498 >> Jon: SO, IT IS OUR MONEY? 80 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,070 >> OH, SUSAN LEFT SOMETHING FOR 81 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,037 YOU. 82 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,547 >> Jon: I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT 83 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:25,345 IS. 84 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:28,546 [ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 85 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,679 I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER TOLD YOU 86 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,453 THE STORY, BUT, UM, WHEN YOUR 87 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,292 MOM AND I FIRST WENT OUT ON OUR 88 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,087 FIRST DATE, SHE WAS COLD AND I 89 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,358 BOUGHT HER A SCARF. 90 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,827 SHE KEPT IT FOREVER, AND I -- 91 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,866 IT'S NOT THE SCARF. 92 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:45,925 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 93 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,543 WE WENT TO THIS BURRITO PLACE 94 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:48,265 THAT NIGHT. 95 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,939 FROM THE VENDING MACHINE, I GOT 96 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,407 HER THIS RING. 97 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:51,765 YEP. 98 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,272 I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD FEELING, 99 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,884 THOUGH, THERE IS GONNA BE A RING 100 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,345 RIGHT IN HERE. 101 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,622 SO, UH, YOU'LL LET US KNOW WHEN, 102 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,220 UH -- WHEN THAT MONEY IS, UH, 103 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,322 WIRED THROUGH, YEAH? 104 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,433 WE'RE ALL SET TO GO? 105 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,755 >> Jon: FIRST MIGHTY JOE JON, 106 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:14,831 THEN SUSAN. 107 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:17,598 I MEAN, WHO'S NEXT -- YOU? 108 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,298 >> HELLO, JON. HI, DAVID. 109 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,630 >> David: HI. 110 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:21,574 >> I'M SUSAN SHAPIRO. 111 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:22,769 I'M PRESIDENT OF THE NETWORK, 112 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:23,940 AND I'M GONNA BE YOUR POINT 113 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:24,907 PERSON ON "DELOCATED!" 114 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:25,465 HOW ARE YOU? 115 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:26,743 >> Jon: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON ONE 116 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,010 SECOND. 117 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,639 YOUR NAME IS SUSAN? 118 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:31,984 >> YES, I KNOW. 119 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,249 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR DEAD 120 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:33,677 EX-WIFE. 121 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,021 >> Jon: YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA BE 122 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,775 ABLE TO CALL YOU THAT... 123 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:37,924 FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. 124 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,518 SO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH 125 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,350 SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 126 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,794 I WOULD SUGGEST WE GO WITH YOUR 127 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:42,359 LAST NAME. 128 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,786 IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT, I CAN 129 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:44,961 JUST CALL YOU "SHAPIRO." 130 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,188 WE CAN DO A NICKNAME IF YOU 131 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,163 PREFER -- MAYBE "SHAPS"? 132 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,461 MAYBE "SHAPPY"? 133 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,373 WE CAN GO "SHAP ATTACK"? 134 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,495 >> I DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT. 135 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,000 >> Jon: * SHAP ATTACK ON THE 136 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:54,471 MOVE * 137 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,098 * COME ON 138 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,372 * CHICK-A DOWN DOWN DOWN 139 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,340 * SHAP ATTACK 140 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,968 * SHAP ATTACK IS ON THE SCENE 141 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,643 * SHAP ATTACK 142 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,512 >> LET'S NOT FORGET THAT "SUSAN" 143 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,211 WAS THE NAME ASSIGNED BY THE 144 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,982 GOVERNMENT FOR THE TELEVISION 145 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,680 SHOW, SO MAYBE YOU COULD JUST 146 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,452 CONCENTRATE ON HER REAL NAME. 147 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,851 [ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 148 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,693 >> Jon: OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT. 149 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:19,489 [ SIGHS ] 150 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:22,503 UM... 151 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,856 >> David: DAD, YOU -- YOU DO 152 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,174 REMEMBER MOM'S NAME, RIGHT? 153 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,465 >> Jon: ARE YOU IMPLYING I 154 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:29,367 DON'T KNOW HER NAME? 155 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,900 [ SIGHS ] 156 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,144 OH, MY GOD. 157 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,807 HOME SWEET LOFT, HUH, DAVID? 158 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:37,980 [ LAUGHS ] 159 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,208 HOMEWORK. 160 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,023 LITTLE MATH. 161 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,015 THAT WAS ONE OF MY TOP-5 SUBS. 162 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,587 YEAH, YOU WANT TO CARRY THE 9. 163 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:46,416 >> David: NO, DAD. 164 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,360 IT'S FINE AS IT IS. 165 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:48,585 >> Jon: YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE 166 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:49,259 THAT'S WRONG. 167 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,656 >> David: DAD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO 168 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:51,388 CARRY THE 9. 169 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:51,932 IT'S FINE. 170 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:52,825 >> Jon: ALL RIGHT. 171 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,026 DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU GET A 172 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:54,927 "G." 173 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,358 >> David: WHAT'S A "G"? 174 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:58,034 >> Jon: UH, "G" IS ONE WORSE 175 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:58,731 THAN "F." 176 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,002 >> David: DAD, THERE'S NO SUCH 177 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,730 THING AS A "G." 178 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,044 >> Jon: WELL, MAYBE YOU NEED TO 179 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,365 SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME ON MATH 180 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,341 AND A LITTLE LESS TIME 181 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,568 MEMORIZING THE GRADING SYSTEM, 182 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:05,943 OKAY? 183 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,269 >> David: DAD, IT'S FINE. 184 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:07,844 >> Jon: OKAY. 185 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,941 NO PROBLEM, FINESTEIN. 186 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:10,943 >> David: DON'T YOU MEAN 187 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:11,454 "EINSTEIN"? 188 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,875 >> Jon: NO, I MEAN "FINESTEIN." 189 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,251 HE WAS THE GUY THAT WORKED WITH 190 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,718 EINSTEIN, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT 191 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,117 'CAUSE HE THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS 192 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,688 FINE! 193 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:20,887 THINK I DON'T KNOW MATH? 194 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,018 THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CARRY 195 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,992 A 9? 196 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,230 [ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 197 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:46,648 [ SIGHS ] 198 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:51,047 I'M SO SORRY, SUSAN. 199 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,321 IT'S OKAY, JON. 200 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,920 [ MOANS ] 201 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:55,992 JON, STOP IT. 202 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:56,589 STOP. 203 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:57,390 JON, NO. 204 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,161 JON! 205 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,888 IT'S NOT RIGHT. 206 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,803 OOH, IT IS RIGHT. 207 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:02,995 [ MOANS ] 208 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:03,896 YEAH. 209 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,727 UNZIP ME, JON. 210 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:07,504 YEAH. 211 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,571 OH, GOD. 212 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,939 YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BRA. 213 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:13,668 UNZIP ME, SUSAN. 214 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:15,144 HURRY. 215 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,012 OH, YEAH. 216 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,479 [ MOANS ] 217 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,249 >> BURRITOS ARE HERE. 218 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,276 GOOD NEWS -- THEY PUT AN EXTRA 219 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,820 ONE IN BY ACCIDENT. 220 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,315 OH. 221 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,745 >> Jon: [ SIGHS ] 222 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:24,421 UM... 223 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,948 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 224 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:26,623 GOOD. 225 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:27,520 WHAT'D THEY GIVE US? 226 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,691 >> THERE'S AN EXTRA BEAN AND 227 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:29,459 CHEESE BURRITO. 228 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:30,457 >> Jon: OH, YEAH, COOL. 229 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,788 YOU WANT THAT ONE, OR YOU -- YOU 230 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:32,762 WANT TO TAKE THAT ONE? 231 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,690 WHY DON'T YOU EAT IT? 232 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:34,604 >> NO. YOU KNOW ME. 233 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:35,855 I'LL TAKE WHATEVER'S LEFT OVER. 234 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:36,663 >> Jon: [ SIGHS ] 235 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:39,434 UM... 236 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,033 SORRY. 237 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,143 I'M SORRY YOU SAW THIS. 238 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,265 >> NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 239 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,841 EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN WAY OF 240 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:46,509 GRIEVING. 241 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,607 >> Jon: THANK YOU. 242 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,978 >> YOU NEED SOME HELP? 243 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,137 YOU COULD CLOSE YOUR EYES AND 244 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,284 PRETEND THIS IS SUSAN'S HAND. 245 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,350 IT'S NOT A SEXUAL THING. 246 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,947 IT'S A WARRIOR THING. 247 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:56,879 >> Jon: YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. 248 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,124 I WOULD RATHER DO THIS, UH, I 249 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:58,848 THINK, ON MY OWN. 250 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,952 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 251 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,894 >> LABEL DESIGN IS CRUCIAL. 252 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:06,131 THIS NAME, "KNOCK, KNOCK. 253 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,826 WHO'S THERE? VODKA" -- WHAT DOES 254 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,129 THAT MEAN TO YOU? 255 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,570 >> IT'S FROM MY TIME AS A 256 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:12,695 STAND-UP COMEDIAN. 257 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,970 "KNOCK, KNOCK" JOKE. 258 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,497 YOU KNOW -- "KNOCK, KNOCK." 259 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:16,473 "WHO'S THERE?" 260 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,910 "MOSCOW." 261 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,735 "MOSCOW WHO?" 262 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,640 "'MA'S COW' DIED. 263 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:22,982 I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO EAT OUR 264 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,246 CEREAL WITH VODKA." 265 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,975 >> [ LAUGHS ] 266 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,221 >> OKAY. GREAT. 267 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,486 WE WILL MOCK UP SOME DESIGNS AND 268 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,085 GET BACK TO YOU ASAP. 269 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,586 TRISH, IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY 270 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:35,888 VALIDATE MR. MIRMINSKY'S 271 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,259 PARKING AND SHOW HIM OUT. 272 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:40,557 THANK YOU. 273 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,701 >> ARE YOU A DESIGNER HERE? 274 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,396 >> NO. I'M AN INTERN. 275 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,397 I'M TRISH. 276 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,098 >> OH, PLEASE, TRISH, CALL ME 277 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:47,700 "YVGENY." 278 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:48,241 >> OH. 279 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:48,995 [ LAUGHS ] 280 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,742 OKAY. 281 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,408 I LOVE THAT JOKE. 282 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,205 BUT HOW DID MA'S COW DIE? 283 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,177 >> WELL, IT HELPS IF YOU KNOW 284 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:56,906 RUSSIAN. 285 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,750 I COULD TEACH YOU SOME WORDS 286 00:07:58,746 --> 00:07:59,546 SOMETIME. 287 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:00,207 >> OH, YEAH. 288 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,213 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 289 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,224 >> I WOULD LOVE THAT. 290 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,445 YEAH. WHEREVER YOU WANT. 291 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:04,920 >> I WOULD TEACH THEM ALL OVER 292 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:05,288 YOU. 293 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:05,885 >> YEAH. 294 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:06,516 >> TO YOU. 295 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,490 [ LAUGHS ] 296 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,293 >> Jon: I JUST WANTED TO HAVE 297 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:14,391 ANOTHER MEETING BECAUSE DAVID... 298 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:15,564 [ SIGHS ] 299 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,463 HAS BEEN HAVING A VERY TOUGH 300 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:19,033 TIME DEALING WITH SUSAN'S DEATH. 301 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,632 AND I AM WONDERING AND HOPING 302 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,244 THAT MAYBE YOU KNOW OF A GOOD 303 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,395 COUNSELOR OR THERAPIST THAT YOU 304 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:24,243 CAN RECOMMEND FOR HIM. 305 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,267 >> David: YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY 306 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:25,872 TOTALLY FINE. 307 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:26,573 >> Jon: [ SIGHS ] 308 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,644 >> David: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO 309 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,581 TRIED TO GIVE MYSELF A HANDJOB 310 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:30,577 WITH A DRESS. 311 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:31,478 >> ALL RIGHTY. 312 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,748 I DO KNOW SOMEONE. 313 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,146 HE'S A LIFE-ENHANCEMENT COACH, 314 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,617 AND I THINK HE'D BE GOOD TO TALK 315 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,316 TO. 316 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,476 HE CAME IN AND HELPED US WHEN 317 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:38,294 OUR LEAD ACTOR IN 318 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,545 "ATTITUDE STOOL" HAD SOME ACTUAL 319 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,653 PROBLEMS WITH HIS ATTITUDE. 320 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,064 SO, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A CALL. 321 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,155 WE'LL SET SOMETHING UP. 322 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,416 >> Jon: GREAT. YOU EXCITED? 323 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:45,634 A LIFE-ENHANCEMENT COACH. 324 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,926 WHAT DO YOU SAY, SAD POOPER? 325 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,458 ARE YOU READY TO BE ENHANCED? 326 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,833 YOU KNOW, IF WE PUT A FLAT 327 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,472 SCREEN ON THE CEILING, WE COULD 328 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,836 JUST WATCH TV LIKE THIS. 329 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:56,566 >> HE'S HERE. 330 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:57,440 >> Jon: COME ON. 331 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,307 COME ON. COME ON. 332 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,435 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 333 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,909 [ MID-TEMPO INDIAN MUSIC PLAYS ] 334 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,848 >> WHERE'S THE CENTER OF THIS 335 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:10,280 ROOM? 336 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,453 >> Jon: UM, I DON'T KNOW 337 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:11,991 EXACTLY. 338 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:12,415 UH... 339 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,889 >> SHH! 340 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,132 JON AND DAVID WILL BEGIN THEIR 341 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:27,839 NEW LIVES FROM HERE... 342 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:30,935 LIKE A PEBBLE DROPPED INTO A 343 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:34,038 POND, RIPPLING OUTWARD. 344 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:37,281 THINK OF THE NEW EXPERIENCES. 345 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,647 THE JOY! 346 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,546 THE HURT! 347 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,346 [ Laughing ] THE LAUGHTER! 348 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,848 >> Jon: [ LAUGHS ] 349 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:43,520 >> THE PAIN. 350 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,316 >> Jon: OHH. 351 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,048 >> THE LOVE. 352 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,494 JON, DAVID... 353 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,989 T.B. 354 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,131 I'M THE GLAZE. 355 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,496 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT SUSAN. 356 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,465 >> Jon: THANK YOU FOR SAYING SO. 357 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,825 >> I UNDERSTAND A CERTAIN 358 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,374 SOMEONE IS HAVING TROUBLE 359 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,799 DEALING WITH THE LOSS. 360 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:04,714 >> Jon: YEAH. 361 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,405 DAVID'S HAVING A TOUGH TIME. 362 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,806 >> AND I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE HAD 363 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,138 TROUBLE REMEMBERING HER NAME. 364 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:09,812 >> Jon: YES. 365 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,040 >> SHH! 366 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,754 JON, DAVID IS VULNERABLE RIGHT 367 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,477 NOW. 368 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:17,551 HE NEEDS HIS MOTHER. 369 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,990 >> Jon: HIS MOTHER IS DEA-- 370 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:19,986 >> SHH. 371 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:23,017 BUT HER ENERGY IS STILL HERE -- 372 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,663 INSIDE OF YOU. 373 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,998 YOU NEED TO CHANNEL THAT ENERGY, 374 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:31,155 REROUTE IT, AND BE BOTH FATHER 375 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:38,114 AND MOTHER TO DAVID. 376 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,835 CAN I SEE THE DRESS THAT YOU 377 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,780 CREAMED YOURSELF WITH? 378 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,402 >> Jon: THERE'S ORANGE SLICES IN 379 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:06,799 HERE. 380 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,470 PLEASE DO NOT TRADE THEM. 381 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,799 >> David: HOW LONG ARE WE DOING 382 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:11,244 THIS? 383 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,608 >> HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES, DAVID. 384 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:13,735 WE DON'T WANT TO ASSIGN A 385 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,411 TIMELINE TO YOUR HEALING. 386 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,278 ON DAYS OF THE WEEK THAT YOU 387 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,277 USED TO SPEND WITH YOUR MOTHER, 388 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,209 I WANT YOU TO THINK OF HIM AS 389 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,724 "MOM." 390 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,976 >> Jon: YES, AND ON WEEKENDS, 391 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:24,654 I'LL BE DAD. 392 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,051 >> JON AND I HAVE DISCUSSED THE 393 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,163 POSSIBILITY OF HIM GETTING A 394 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,485 LITTLE TATTOO OF A VAGINA RIGHT 395 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,660 NEXT TO HIS PENIS -- WHATEVER 396 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,229 WILL HELP YOU VISUALIZE HIM AS 397 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:34,757 MOTHER. 398 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,402 >> David: YEAH, THAT WILL NOT BE 399 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,326 NECESSARY AT ALL. 400 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,970 >> Jon: WELL, HAVE A GOOD DAY AT 401 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,596 SCHOOL. 402 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,501 >> DAVID'S COMING DOWN. 403 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,073 [ RADIO CHATTER ] 404 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,142 >> Jon: WELL, I GUESS HE'S AT 405 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,109 THAT AGE. 406 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,238 DOESN'T WANT TO KISS HIS MOM. 407 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,812 [ CHUCKLES ] 408 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,151 [ SIGHS ] 409 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,075 IT WOULD BE NICE IF HE THANKED 410 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,010 ME FOR THE LUNCH I MADE, THOUGH. 411 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,654 >> DON'T MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT 412 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,618 YOUR KIDS, JON. 413 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,286 IT'S THE BIGGEST MISTAKE MOMS 414 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,515 MAKE. 415 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,319 SUSAN HAD A LIFE OUTSIDE THIS 416 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:01,861 HOME. 417 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:02,955 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT 418 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:03,686 THAT, HMM? 419 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,430 >> Jon: WHAT, LIKE A MOM'S DAY 420 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,455 OUT OR SOMETHING? 421 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,259 >> EXACTLY! 422 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,260 TAKE TIME TO PAMPER YOURSELF. 423 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,973 LOOK AFTER MOM FOR ONCE. 424 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,266 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 425 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,667 >> * MOM'S DAY OUT 426 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,468 * MOM'S DAY OUT 427 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,211 * TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF 428 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,207 * TIME FOR PAMPERING, NOT FOR 429 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,139 DOUBTS * 430 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,053 * LEAVE YOUR WORRIES ON THE 431 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:25,875 SHELF * 432 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,719 * MOM'S DAY OUT 433 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,175 * MOM'S DAY OUT 434 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,564 >> MY PAPA -- HE DOESN'T THINK 435 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,785 I'M MAN ENOUGH TO START MY OWN 436 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,860 BUSINESS. 437 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,189 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I AM A MAN! 438 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,063 >> YOU'RE TOTALLY... 439 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:41,731 >> I AM A MAN! 440 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:42,698 >> YOU'RE SUCH A MAN. 441 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:43,625 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 442 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,560 >> UGH, HOLD ON. 443 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,204 [ BEEP ] 444 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:45,668 DA! 445 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,325 >> Yvgeny, where are you? 446 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,344 Papa give go-ahead to kill Jon. 447 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,836 We're heading out no-- 448 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:51,568 [ BEEP ] 449 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,671 >> IT'S ONE OF MY MEN ASKING FOR 450 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,513 PERMISSION TO KILL SOME GUY. 451 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,838 I'LL CALL HIM BACK. 452 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:57,684 [ LAUGHS ] 453 00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,247 >> POWER IS SO SEXY. 454 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,977 >> I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 455 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:02,582 >> WHAT? 456 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,822 >> I HAVE TO TELL YOU 457 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:04,517 SOMETHING. 458 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,087 >> YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX 459 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:06,716 WITH ME? 460 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:07,219 >> NO. 461 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,520 I AM A VIRGIN! 462 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,861 >> YOU ARE? 463 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,517 >> Jon: [ Slurring ] LOOK HOW -- 464 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,094 LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THE CITY IS 465 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:13,933 THIS EVENING. 466 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,257 IT'S THE BIG APPLE! 467 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,262 >> LOOK, JON, IT'S BEEN A LONG 468 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:17,764 DAY. 469 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:18,934 >> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD GO 470 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,672 FOR RIGHT ABOUT NOW? 471 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,097 I WANT SUSAN'S HAND. 472 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:23,903 COME ON. 473 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,744 WHICH ONE IS SUSAN'S HAND? 474 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:26,538 COME ON. 475 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,609 YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING, T.B.? 476 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,008 YOU WATCHING WHAT'S HAPPENED? 477 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,340 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 478 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,384 OH. 479 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,380 STUPID DRESS! 480 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,281 [ COUGHING ] 481 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,522 >> YOU ALL RIGHT? 482 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:40,746 >> Jon: TOO MUCH PINOT GRIGIO! 483 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,523 YOU THINK I'M SEXY IN SUSAN'S 484 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,022 BODY? 485 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,433 [ HUMMING ] 486 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,856 * SEXY BODY 487 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,062 WHAT YOU LOOKING AT? 488 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,033 YOU LOOK AT ME. 489 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,131 I'M TALKING TO YOU. 490 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:52,772 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 491 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:56,235 >> JON, GET DOWN! 492 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,306 >> HEY, GET A ROOM, FREAKS! 493 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,565 [ GLASS BREAKING ] 494 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,212 >> Jon: I GOT TO THROW UP. 495 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,079 >> SO, YOU HAD A LITTLE SCARE 496 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,077 FROM THE BAD GUYS, AND IT SHOOK 497 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,149 YOU UP. 498 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,048 >> Jon: NO. 499 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,549 WHAT SHOOK ME UP WAS T.B. 500 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,120 OVERREACTING TO NOTHING. 501 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,489 >> WOULD YOU RATHER BE DEAD? 502 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,716 >> Jon: YOU DO THE MATH. 503 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,161 >> JON, THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO 504 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,456 CALL A LIFE-TINI. 505 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,759 TAKE IT. 506 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,501 NO, YOU DON'T DRINK IT! 507 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,966 LIFT UP YOUR NOSE FLAP. 508 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,301 >> Jon: OH. 509 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,573 >> YEAH. 510 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,341 BREATHE IT IN. 511 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,610 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 512 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,478 GOOD BOY. 513 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,836 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 514 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,014 NOW, WE'VE CLEARLY HELPED CURE 515 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:40,683 DAVID. 516 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,420 BUT THERE'S STILL ONE PERSON 517 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,016 WHOSE FEAR IS DEVOURING HIS 518 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:46,849 SOUL. 519 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,993 AND IF HE DOESN'T HELP HIMSELF 520 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,119 QUICKLY -- CONFRONT THIS THING 521 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,094 HEAD-ON -- THEN IT'S ONLY A 522 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,303 MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE BEGINS 523 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,325 HIS SWIFT DESCENT INTO COMPLETE 524 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,131 MADNESS. 525 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,972 >> Jon: YEAH, T.B.'S PRETTY 526 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,138 TIGHTLY WOUND. 527 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,295 >> NO, NOT T.B. 528 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,543 >> Jon: WE HAVE TO HELP DAVID A 529 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,137 LITTLE MORE? 530 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,638 >> NO! YOU. 531 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,982 YEAH. 532 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,209 >> Jon: MY GOD. 533 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,383 >> MM-HMM. 534 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,323 >> Jon: OH, MY GOD. 535 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,718 YOU'RE RIGHT. 536 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,890 I-I HAVE TO SELL THIS LOFT. 537 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,189 IT -- IT'S TOO PAINFUL FOR ME TO 538 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,132 STAY HERE. 539 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,826 IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY -- 540 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,958 ME! 541 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:30,903 >> YES! 542 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,167 NOW, THAT'S THE JON I'VE BEEN 543 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,125 WAITING TO HEAR FROM. 544 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,403 >> Jon: I MEAN, DON'T -- DON'T 545 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,041 GET ME WRONG. 546 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,395 I'M HAPPY TO HAVE MY SWEET LOFT, 547 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,013 FINALLY, BUT NOT AT THE EXPENSE 548 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,005 OF SUSAN'S DEATH. 549 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:39,506 >> NO! 550 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,006 I'VE JUST BEEN TALKING TO THE 551 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,538 JON THAT'S IN HERE! 552 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,842 AND NOW I'M TALKING TO THE JON 553 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:44,543 THAT'S UP HERE! 554 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,554 WHAT HAPPENED?! 555 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,505 >> Jon: WHAT? 556 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,013 >> SHH! 557 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:50,224 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU! 558 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,017 I'M TALKING TO YOU. 559 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,189 I'LL WORK WITH YOU FOR A 560 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,817 ONE-YEAR MINIMUM. 561 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,832 $50,000 A MONTH. 562 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,985 I'LL BE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A 563 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,234 DAY. 564 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:05,569 BUT DON'T YOU ANSWER ME HERE. 565 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:11,735 I WANT YOU TO ANSWER ME... 566 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:15,578 HERE. 567 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,335 >> Jon: OKAY. 568 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:16,883 >> OKAY. 569 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:17,606 >> Jon: GOOD. 570 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,180 >> GOOD! 571 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:18,848 >> Jon: YES. 572 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:19,405 >> RIGHT. 573 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,882 I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT YOUR 574 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,080 OVERALL PEACE OF MIND AS A 575 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,583 MENTAL TRIANGLE. 576 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,724 YOU'VE GOT YOUR FINANCIAL 577 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:30,019 SECURITY WITH THE MONEY. 578 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:33,033 YOU'VE GOT YOUR MENTAL SECURITY 579 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,086 WITH ME. 580 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,434 NOW HOW DO WE GO ABOUT FINDING A 581 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,699 PLACE FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY ABOUT 582 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:42,298 YOUR PHYSICAL SECURITY? 583 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,402 >> Jon: LOOK, T.B., I'M COOL 584 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,444 WITH YOU BEING MY BODYGUARD, 585 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:46,939 OKAY? 586 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:47,409 I AM. 587 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,737 I JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED 588 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,781 SOMETHING EXTRA. 589 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,436 >> NOW, YOU KNOW I CAN'T GO IN 590 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,414 THERE WITH YOU. 591 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,282 >> Jon: [ SIGHS ] 592 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:53,750 I KNOW. 593 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,246 >> JON, I'M WARNING YOU. 594 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,749 ONCE YOU STEP FOOT IN THERE, 595 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,050 THERE'S NO GOING BACK. 596 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,822 >> HE SAY MOST INTRIGUING OFFER. 597 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,448 BUT MIRMINSKY SON VERY STRONG. 598 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,694 WHAT IS YOUR QUARREL? 599 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,158 >> Jon: HE KILLED MY EX-WIFE. 600 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,474 >> HE SAY SITUATION DELICATE. 601 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,543 OUR FAMILY CANNOT MOVE WITHOUT 602 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,512 PROVOCATION. 603 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,609 OUR AGREEMENT MUST BE SECRET OR 604 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,851 DEAL IS OFF. 605 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,049 >> Jon: TELL HIM... 606 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,951 I AGREE... 607 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:11,023 AND I HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR THE 608 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,593 WANG CHO FAMILY AND GANG. 609 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,569 >> HE SAY YOUR WIFE WILL BE 610 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,641 AVENGED. 611 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,909 >> Jon: HOW DO YOU SAY "WALL" IN 612 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,980 CHINESE? 613 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,179 >> "CHONG." 614 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,482 >> Jon: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 615 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,524 CHONG. CHONG. 616 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,918 FOR YOUR CHONG. HUH? 617 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,019 FOR THE CHONG. 618 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,521 >> [ GRUNTING ] 619 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,363 >> SUPER FUN. 620 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,987 LOOK AT YOU GO! 621 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,262 >> GET DRESSED, YVGENY. 622 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,431 PAPA'S BEEN KILLED. 623 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:53,099 >> OH, NO! 624 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:56,839 [ CRYING ] 625 00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,706 I AM A MAN NOW, PAPA! 626 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:04,437 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] 627 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,354 I'M A MAN! 628 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,446 >> JON... 629 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,019 THROW THE PEBBLE INTO THE 630 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,518 BURNING POND. 631 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,290 I'M HERE, JON, TO HELP GUIDE YOU 632 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:21,029 THROUGH ALL YOUR LIFE'S RIPPLES. 633 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,797 >> Jon: LIPPLES. 634 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:23,925 >> WHAT? 635 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,030 >> Jon: LIFE'S RIPPLES -- 636 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,732 LIPPLES. 637 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,304 >> YES. 638 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,302 LIPPLES. 639 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,214 >> Jon: [ SIGHS ] 640 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:37,877 LET THE LIPPLES BEGIN! 641 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,150 OH, MY GOD. 642 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:47,819 OH, BOY. 643 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,160 HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 644 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,985 >> PATRIARCH OF MIRMINSKY FAMILY 645 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,430 DIE IN PRISON. 646 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,927 POOR OLD MAN HAVE 647 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,128 SLIPSY-WHOOPSIE IN THE SHOWER. 648 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,501 >> Jon: I WANTED SERGEI DEAD, 649 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,300 NOT THE FATHER! 650 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,801 >> TO KILL DRAGON, YOU SEVER THE 651 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,102 HEAD, NOT THE ARM. 652 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,974 YOU PAID FOR BLOOD, AND NOW THE 653 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,813 DEBT WE SHARESY-WARESY. 654 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,979 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD CONSIDER 655 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,848 PAYING ANOTHER MILLION FOR 656 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,016 PROTECTION IN THE WAKE OF THESE 657 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:21,245 EVENTS. 658 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:25,494 IS THAT A VAGINA? 659 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,932 >> Jon: YEAH. 660 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,526 IT'S MY DEAD EX-WIFE'S BEAV. 661 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,629 >> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 662 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,631 SMELLS DELICIOUS. 663 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,635 >> JON MUST DIE. 664 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,937 NOW THAT YOUR PAPA IS DEAD, WHY 665 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:40,609 WAIT? 666 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,837 >> JON WILL DRIVE WANG CHOS 667 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,382 CUCKOO-BANANAS UNTIL THEY SCREAM 668 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,848 FOR HIS RELEASE. 669 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,206 THEN WE STRIKE! 670 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,454 THIS IS HOW WE HONOR PAPA'S 671 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,720 MEMORY -- THE DESTRUCTION OF 672 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,949 WANG CHOS, THEN JON! 673 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,624 IF YOU DO NOT LIKE NEW PLAN, 674 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,194 TAKE IT UP WITH NEW HEAD OF 675 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,662 MIRMINSKY FAMILY. 676 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:07,303 [ LIVELY RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS ] 677 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:11,800 >> * YOU'RE GONE FOREVER 678 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,044 * IT'S VERY HARD TO SAY 679 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,680 GOODBYE * 680 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:20,146 * BUT WHEN THE MOB UP AND KILLS 681 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,176 YOU * 682 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:27,250 * WHAT CAN YOU DO BUT CRY 683 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:30,723 * FOR SUSAN? 684 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,693 * FOR SUSAN